I Dare You To Answer These Questions

I was doing my rounds in YouTube, CollegeHumor, GoogleVideo and MetaCafe when I stumbled upon this genius video from Dony Permedi. Probably one of the best videos / animation clips out there in cyberspace. Worthy of an Oscar. It is imperative that you watch the video before you proceed with the rest of the article.  

Now I dare you to answer these questions… (more…)

Copper

I was googling for image results for "happy" when I came across a comic series called Copper. I instantly became a fan. If you like Calvin and Hobbes comics, you’ll surely love this one as well. It’s intelligently made, complete with political, social and philosophical undertones. It’s a work of art and genius. Copper comics is courtesy of Bolt City.

The comic strip below is one of my favorites. Probably will put a smile to those people stuck in the office / school asking themselves what’s the point of all this hulabaloo.

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P.S. You might be asking why I was googling the word "happy"… Truth be told, I have no idea why I was doing that. Probably because… I am happy. Very very happy. Life is good. Things are looking up. My powers are back. And yes, I know what you are thinking. The answer is yes. : )  (running man dance then summersault sabay peace sign) I find myself smiling at times. The spit seconds of flight. The skipping of heartbeat everytime it happens.. It consumes me. Haha. Ambabaw ko. I blabber nonsense nao. Out.

Ricky "Dave" Martin Goes to Miami

Two nights ago, I got to meet an old friend whom I haven’t seen for five years. The last time we got together was still during our college years. His family was already in the States and his father wanted him to continue his studies abroad. And so he did. We still managed to exchange correspondence every now and then over the years. He came back last week to visit the "motherland" and go to an adventure trip in CDO. Of course, when I got wind of the news, I contacted him so he could treat me for an expensive dinner out since I heard he was earning big bucks in the States already. I know, I’m cheap like that. Haha.

It’s funny how a lot of people change over the years. I could not believe my eyes when I saw him. The old nerdy-geeky-freaky dude who had a severe acne problem back in college was now a metrosexual Ricky Martin look-alike. I mean, five years ago, this guy was wearing oversized polo shirts, cargo shorts and sneakers almost twice his feet size. He was the nerd of all nerds. He would always be found surfing the Net, illegally downloading mp3s and talk nonstop about geek stuff. He’s the type that would waste a weekend away watching Star Trek DVDs. We all thought he would someday be the King of All Geeks. Now he’s like pop star with a laptop. Ugh. He’s also into the real estate industry. Something far from what I expected him to venture into. All our classmates thought he would at least be a writer for one of those sci-fi movies. I could not help but notice the volume of hair gel he had on his head. It could probably supply an entire army of ramp models for some fashion show.

After a long spiel as to how he "transformed" from Bill Gates to Ricky Martin and a few more helpings from the buffet table, he starts talking about his latest interest : Real estate. He says the real estate business in the States is really good. And his success is one of the factors that led him to his so-called transformation. He’s now managing several accounts in Phoenix real estate and Portland real estate. Coming from him, they all sound "big time" to me. He starts talking about low mortgage rates, strategic locations of schools, the great neigborhood and stuff. And how these play a big role in determining the value of land. I had to remind him that I’m his friend and not a client. I wasn’t really interested much in his blabber. But when he said he’s also planning on venturing to Miami real estate and claims that all the hot women are there, he got my attention. Hahaha! He’s still the same old Dave. Good luck to you buddy. Send me some dollars when you can, ok? Ktnxbai.

Political Opinion

I’m pissed. 

The whole Jun Lozada VS Arroyo government is a true testament that this country is going down to the dogs. Dogs with herpes that is. It’s disgusting. Real world drama? I say, real world theatrics and everybody is effing up the script. My opinon? I’m sick and tired of these clowns taking a crap at our country. Nobody is innocent. Even the whistle blowers aren’t innocent. It’s disgusting how people would point fingers as if they themselves were clean and innocent. It’s disgusting how people would take sides just to grab some spotlight. It’s disgusting how people would lie, cheat and manipulate the masses just for the sake of money and power. Politics never made anyone clean. It’s like going through a muck infested tunnel. No matter how clean your shirt is when you go in, you’re going to come out with stains and marks. Plus you’re going to smell like moo poop. The people are tired you of nincompoops bickering around like little children. Let’s move along and  let’s make this country great again. Not into a dung shack you politicians made it to be. If I could kick you all in the face, I would. Seventy times seven times. (more…)

The Anti-Valentines Day Post

I am officially in denial. Tomorrow is NOT Valentines Day. There is no such thing this 2008. I say, screw Valentines! I’m going stag and anti-Valentines this year.  Tomorrow is February 14 and nothing more. In fact, tomorrow is Single’s Awareness Day. (The day when we single people, become fully aware that we are indeed single.) And since you can literally taste my bitterness exuding from your computer screens, allow me to list the things I hate about Valentines.

1. It’s friggin’ overrated. I seldom use the word "overrated". It’s only in occasions like these when I use the adjective. And when I say overrated, I really mean skyrocket overrated. Crickey, it’s even more overrated than Britney Spears and her bald head. Valentines is supposed to be a special day when you take your partner to an expensive dinner, give her lovely overpriced flowers and say lovely mushy poems you probably copied from the Internet anyway.

I say, why wait for Valentines to do these things? Why not do it today or on August 12 or May 7 or whatever date that is forgiving to your budget? Valentines is supposed to be a day when you make your partner fall in love with you all over again right? You don’t have to wait for Valentines to prove your feelings or show how much you love and treasure the other person. If you can, make it a special day everyday! I really don’t understand why couples have to show affection and intimacy all at the same day, same time, everywhere!!!… Don’t you know that you’re making us single people upset and… agadfohoieg45h4oih0fh80w3oqhffhoihaw!!!!!1221!! (more…)

The First Week of February

I’m sleepy.

This week was hectic in terms of task load. I found myself researching, strategizing, thinking, typing, drawing and doing all sorts of verbs related to work from 9AM to 6PM. Hence, less time for blogging stints. (Which is good because I’ve run out of things to blog about.) My afternoon walks are becoming regular. I’d stroll around the Ortigas Center to destress my brain from all those strategizing and whatnot. I’d just walk and walk and walk.

From Emerald to Garnet to Topaz to Opal to ADB Ave to Julia Vargas to Ruby then back to Emerald. Just looking. Observing the majestic buildings, the people, the cars, the streets, the establishments… everything. Just wasting excess energy. It calms me. It’s like window shopping only that there are no windows and I’m not shopping. ‘nlabo. By the time I get back to my work area, I’m all fresh with ideas and the clockwork of my inner brain workings are once again spun to life. (more…)

10 Random Facts About Me

The Virus has tagged me. And I have conceded to his demands. I’m not really a fan of these memes but hey, the dude’s a legend in his own right. Plus, he’s a genius. Hence, I accede. The objective is to list 10 weird / random facts / habits / goals about yourself.

1. My bed is a bunk. More popularly known as a “double deck”. I had my parents buy that for me even though nobody sleeps at the bottom bunk. I just like sleeping on an elevated platform. It’s a dream come true, I tell you. : )

2. I still watch cartoons. Thanks to having two kid sisters who adores Kim Possible, Winnie the Pooh and Sponge Bob Squarepants, I am now adept with the ways of Disney Channel and the philosophies of Nickelodeon. Truth be told, I prefer the good ol’ Road Runner, Yogi Bear and Looney Toons shows. But hey, with those princesses ruling all television sets in the house on weekends, who am I to object?

 
3. I can write and speak French. I studied French for 3 years back in college. But my language skills en francais are far from fluent. I doubt if a French 2^nd grader would even understand my incoherent mumblings of their native tongue. Pardonez-moi.

4. I have to eat at least 6 full meals a day. Yes, most of the time, with rice. But despite my diet, I am able to maintain a “fit” figure. You see, I have this lightning fast metabolism. My body just consumes everything I eat and doesn’t even bother to store unnecessary fat. Lots of people envy me for this. Believe me, it’s not easy as you think. (more…)

A Meaningful Weekend

I rode a fire truck and it was awesome.

This was a very fruitful and meaningful weekend. I went back to my alma mater to attend the annual Kite Flying by the Kythe-Ateneo. Kythe is a student organization that cares for pediatric cancer patients through simple sharing and togetherness. These kids are as young as a few months to 10 years old. Too young to be struggling with such terrible condition.

Kythe members would spend a day or two every week to visit these kids and spend time with them. They would read stories, color pictures, play games, etc. The Kite Flying Day is the opening project of the Kythe Week. It is held annually at the Bellarmine Field. A string of activities and a sumptous merienda were in store for the kids. There was free flowing sago and taho. And eat-all-you-can spaghetti, puto, ice cream, cotton candy and hotdog. There were also several game booths where kids can play and win prizes. Mascots and storytellers did a great job entertaining them. The event was very festive. Plus, I also found out that I really suck in kite flying. LOL! (more…)