Open Letter to the Knee-Faced Plagiarist

My supposed blog vacation will be temporarily halted. I came across Kris’ entry about plagiarism and I could not help but make an entry about it myself. Apparently, somebody was stupid enough to copy some of my posts and pass it off as his/her own. The knee-faced twit was brave enough to do it’s ninja tactics on me. Thanks to the closely knit I.PH community, such acts of tomfoolery and deception was brought to our attention immediately. 

Dear knee-faced plagiarist,

Greetings fag! My name is Wits Suzara. I would like you to know that I know you copied my blog posts and posted them in your blog. Not only did you not ask permission first, but you just had the rotten guts to claim it as your own. I would have been more than willing to allow you if you only asked. But you didn’t. Moreover, you did not only copy from me but also from several responsible and intellectual bloggers as well. You want publicity? Well you’re not going to get it fart. I will not name you or put your link here in my site. No, I’m not going to do you that favor.

Fact of the matter is, you will remain to be an ignorant and unknown piece of toe dirt, having to rely on other people’s intelligence for your vomit-inducing cyber survival. Goodness, even 10-year old kids can blog. Whereas you, I believe, have the intelligence of a domesticated turkey. Why? Because the fact that you don’t know why domesticated turkeys are stupid simply means you do have the intelligence of one. I pity you because you will remain to be stupid and ignorant and UGLY for the rest of your pathetic existence. Oh, and your unborn children (which I highly doubt you will have because you are impotent and sterile) will inherit your stupidity. Times four to the 8^th power. 

Also, your efforts in putting those posts in “private” so we could not view them will not mask your crime. WE KNOW ALREADY. And we have the screenshots to prove it. You’re going down criminal. And when you do, we’re all gonna kick you in the face. Seventy times seven. Tsk, tsk, you messed with the wrong guy, ‘tard. Ouch to you and your face. 

But since I am a civilized person, I will do the right thing and prevent myself from hunting your fat ass down. I will instead be reporting your puny and illegal attempts to be popular (and bask under ours) to the proper authorities. Please wait for my formal complaint against you. I tell you, you will receive it. I sent it a few minutes ago. Oh, and your host has been informed. I have friends over there, who are more than willing to help me out. Plagiarism is a crime fool. And you just got caught.

Booyah! 

Blog owner and author,

Wits "face-kicker" Suzara

P.S.     you CAN NEVER BE ME. Asa.