I Vote for Manny.. err.. Mike Villar!

Mike Villar is my hero. In fact, he’s a hero to all of us. That is why I’m voting for him in the Philippine Blog Awards. 

I remember the time when I was first introduced to Mike’s blog. I was fairly new to the blogsphere and he still stored his genius in a free blog site. Since then, life has never been the same. Reading his entries made me realize that life is short and the best way to go about it is the Mike Villar way. Imagine my awe when I was finally introduced to his awesome presence back in September 2007. It was really an enlightening experience. Save for the fact of course that he was downing Corona’s like it was cheap water. Because really, is there any other way to livin’ la vida loca if not livin’ la vida ala Mikey?

Meet the Zorro of the Internet.

He is the Erap of Philippine Blogging. Notorious for the man that he is and the number of beers he can chug down in one sitting. He can outwit any feeling high and mighty social climbing blogging wannabes and kick them all in the face with his blogging prowess and high pitched voice. His laugh is like Loki’s. His smile can melt women’s hearts and make them abandon their family values. I’ve seen it happen. I’ve seen it many times already. Mike is the man.

So tell me, why should we all vote for Mike? Simple…

Why not?

The End of the World is Near…

…and is set to happen 30 days from now.

That’s about the time when two atomic particles will collide after being launched at almost light speed early this morning. Not making sense? Well… Read on, noob.

If you are a science geek, a nerdy blogger or just another curious Joe, you’d know that today marks the activation of the Large Hadron Collider. The LHC is the largest particle accelerator ever built. It’s also the largest thing ever built. Basically it was created to solve science’s remaining unsolved mysteries such as the Big Bang Theory, black holes, dark matter, time travel and all that fancy Star Trek hulabaloos. It launches two sub atomic particles from one end to the next, making it run across a 17-mile oval until both particles hit each other really really hard. Sounds familiar? Well, the guys in Hiroshima and Nagasaki surely know what these science talk means. 

Say hello to the Large Hadron Collider. Also known as the Large effing Hadron Collider.

But wait… Did I just say Big Bang? Black Holes? and Time Travel?  Sounds good eh? Well you can wipe that geeky smile of your face because none of these stuff is anything near the word “good”. In fact, you should start worrying as a sheep and grow deformities in your face because none of these science mysteries are funny. 

EDSA corner Buendia Ave. 30 days from now.

Recreating the Big Bang simply isn’t a good idea. Smashing protons really really really really hard a millions times over per second is like trying to act like God, only 999,999 times the effort. According to Cracked.com :

What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Well, first imagine an apocalyptic nuclear holocaust. Multiply that by about one hundred and twenty thousand billion, and then multiply that by around the neighborhood of infinity. That equals around one eighth of the magnitude of the Big Bang.

And these virgin scientists simply wants to recreate one just for kicks. So yes, we are going to get screwed by these scrawny little nerds who have no reservations in destroying Earth and all forms of life in it. And I’m just talking about the recreation of the Big Bang. I also said they build the Large effing Hadron Collider to understand black holes and strange matter.  They couldn’t be serious about strange matter…. Right? Because if they are, then we are really screwed… (more…)

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I’m pissed. BIGTIME.